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Oh, how I miss thee.  Please come back. :[

Oh, how I miss thee.  Please come back. :[

The greatest superhero since Darkwing Duck.  Must get this DVD somehow.

The greatest superhero since Darkwing Duck.  Must get this DVD somehow.

I think we’re going about this all wrong.  Rather than sitting on their high horses saying, “bah those stupid Republicans using lies and deceit.  We’ll never stoop to their level!”  Well the fucking hell not?!

It is of my opinion that by this point, truth and logic are no longer useful tools to make change.  We, as Americans, are just not that smart.  It is of my opinion that Democrats should start using similar tactics to get the vote.  Sure, it’s a dirty way to win, but for many of these issues, Democrats KNOW they are right, and have multiple sources proving they are right.  I’m sorry, but it’s about time Democrats started using some evils to achieve great good.

Unrelated to this post, did you hear that Republicans beat their spouses when they complain about not having health insurance and when their children are homosexual?  You don’t have to quote me but uh, go right ahead if you’d like.

Acupuncture is pretty damn awesome.  Had a session today for my virus, and it went well.  Not really forward to the tea though.  :/

Acupuncture is pretty damn awesome.  Had a session today for my virus, and it went well.  Not really forward to the tea though.  :/

I was on a trip to Mexico, standing on a beach, waxing my surfboard and admiring the glistening 10-foot waves, when I decided to marry the woman who is now my wife. Sure, this was three years before I got around to popping the question. But that was when I knew.
Why? Because she’d let me go on vacation alone. Hell, she made me go. This is the most important thing a man never told you: If you let us be dumb guys, if you embrace our stupid poker night, if you encourage us to go surfing — by ourselves — our silly little hearts, with their manly warts and all, will embrace you forever for it.
And that’s the truth.
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I don’t quite know what I’m doing, so here’s a picture of me reading a Victoria’s Secret catalog.  Enjoy.

I don’t quite know what I’m doing, so here’s a picture of me reading a Victoria’s Secret catalog.  Enjoy.